The Definition of Sin

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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trashincognito:

I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.

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validwarriorcatsnames:

amarkls:

cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

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lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

I’m starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

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memewhore:

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laslloronas:

laslloronas:

Yall are gonna LOVE what i bought today

LOOK. at this print.

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gjjuddmk2:

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micahdillustrations:

PACK RAT

Memories are lost and found and they surround you like treasures.

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laurasimonsdaughter:

Came back wrong this, came back monstrous that

What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it’s everything you’ve ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.

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royaltyfreebirdsongs:

ripempezardexerox:

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nightlifemingus:

my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

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starsarestaringatyou:

Maya who tied Nick around her wrist with a rope like some sort of baloon: *tugs him* Nick stop you’re scaring the judge

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sundybundy:

im sorry but this is cracking me up James I need you to kill five (5) mannequins! Return to me after completion for 10 Silent coins

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punalippulaiva:

linesca:

lily-learns-finnish:

So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)

The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.

Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).

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partywithponies:

partywithponies:

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖

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